"It's about time".
I don't think i could have a better gene pool. It's nothing i did, it's really lucky. Growing up i was privy to things people could only dream about. Fer instance, since some of my dad and mom's friends were professors, when these professors would bring someone in for a lecture at their college, like Allen Ginsburg, the lecturer would often attend a small dinner party afterwards, usually where i would be attending. Yes, I met Allen Ginsburg.
It's not like i was high class, I was poor, but i was a child of the intelligentsia. Both my parents have degrees, more specifically, they both have their degrees in sociology. So i guess that makes me a PhD. It's innate in the gene pool, back off. So as a kid i would often read college books in psychology and sociology. I love the stuff. Anyways, in my late teens i started reading about Ivan Pavlov and his classical conditioning.
This is what wikipedia sais about classical conditioning...
Classical Conditioning (also Pavlovian or Respondent Conditioning) is a form of associative learning that was firstly demonstrated by Ivan Pavlov [1] . The typical procedure for inducing classical conditioning involves presentations of a neutral stimulus along with a stimulus of some significance. The neutral stimulus could be any event that does not result in an overt behavioral response from the organism under investigation. Pavlov referred to this as a Conditioned Stimulus (CS). Conversely, presentation of the significant stimulus necessarily evokes an innate, often reflexive, response. Pavlov called these the Unconditioned Stimulus (US) and Unconditioned Response (UR), respectively. If the CS and the US are repeatedly paired, eventually the two stimuli become associated and the organism begins to produce a behavioral response to the CS. Pavlov called this the Conditioned Response (CR).
Popular forms of classical conditioning that are used to study neural structures and functions that underlie learning and memory include fear conditioning, eyeblink conditioning, and Classical Conditioning of Aplysia gill and siphon withdrawal reflex.
In English,.... Pavlov noticed that before he was about to feed his dogs, they would begin to salivate (the unconditioned response). So he began to ring a bell before he would feed them (conditioned stimulus). Naturally, after awhile, all he had to do to make the dogs salivate was ring the bell. And this is what classical conditioning is. We're all classically conditioned but i wanted to take it a step further. As most of you know, i love to fap it. But sometimes it's way too much work and it's sticky business! Not to mention that i don't like gettin busted with my dick in my hand. I don't care who you are! So how could i ever get around this?
Classical conditioning.
For the past couple of weeks, everytime i get randy, instead of fappin it, i go play Super Mario Bros. on my 8-16 bit system.
Basically, it's associative learning. I'm hopin that if i keep doing this, that everytime i play Super Mario Bros. or hear the music, I'll get a woody! I want it to be a conditioned response. And it gets better! If i can condition myself to get hard while playing Super Mario Bros., then there might be a chance that i can condition myself to cum as a responsive stimulus to the game! Then i'll never ever get caught jacking off to fatchicks, midgets, amputees, clowns or with dirty socks and Mrs. Butterworth Syrup!!! That shit's emberrassing guys! Don't make fun of me. All i'll have to do to get off is play a video game and not only will it be sexy but it'll be fun trying to save the princess and defeat Bowzer! And that princess if sexy! Yew don't know what it's like!!!
Don't be jealous cuz you didn't think of it first! Don't be hatin, there's nothing wrong with me. AAMOF, I don't think there's anything more glorious than saving the princess and simultaneously gettin yer rocks off! Just think of all the time i'll save! Judge not muthafuckers....
Yer goin down Bowzer! (and hopefully not my cock).
You are frickin' killing me.
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