My clippers are dead bc there's some kind of dried up battery juice keeping the batteries from giving em juice,....and i fergot to pick some up over the weekend.
Now my crotch is gonna continue to look like Phineas T. Freakears from the ol comic book Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers!!!
(Which I have believed were fashioned after phalluses since i was a kid reading their comic books). Phineas is the one with dark hair and coincidentally not only looks like my crotch but shares other characteristics with it too. Little known fact: My phallus is also an idealist committed to social change and environmental issues....... and loves blow.
Phineas T. Freakears is the intellectual and idealist of the group; he can and has created new drugs, takes an avid interest in politics, and is the most committed of the three to social change and environmental issues. He hails from Texas, and while his mother is relaxed and open-minded, his father is a card-carrying member of the John Birch Society. He is the hairiest, tall and skinny with a thick bush of black hair, a beard, a nose that bears more than a passing resemblance to a marijuana joint, and glasses. He is the stereotypical left-wing radical, bearing a superficial resemblance to Abbie Hoffman or Jerry Rubin.
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